Double Honesty: Not Quite Double Irony

Yesterday was our monthly (sometimes bi-monthly) wing night. Rather than visit our usual locale, we decided to hit up the Honest Lawyer, based on the fact that their wings are quite tasty and it happens to be extremely close to campus, which works well since I finish at 7PM and everyone usually shows up for around 6PM.

The Honest Lawyer has a buffet style system (after 8PM), with wristbands, for their AYCE (All You Can Eat) wing nights, which isn't a terrible idea. Except when one of your fryers isn't working and you barely have enough wings to satiate 20 people before you have to hold up the line for a solid 15 minutes. Add the fact you get 6 wings per trip and you're in for a long night.

It honestly seems like every time I go to the Honest Lawyer something explodes.

The last time was on my birthday and sewer main burst in the back of the establishment. They effectively prevented anyone from coming in - and anyone who left couldn't come back in. That particular point caused trouble for people who decided to get some air or were just showing up later in the evening - so we promptly GTFO'd.

To sum things up, my AYCE wing night turned into having six chicken wings and an order of perogies. Awesome.

Then of course my friends, who were dipping leisurely into the sauce, decided to start a 'Jayntervention'.

I forget what the actual purpose of the whole idea was, but it involved a number of female patrons rushing a certain sorority, Honesty and general cheesiness.

And how one my friends happens to be very geographically challenged when it comes to determining the distance between the African continent and India.

It's going to be a long week.