Monkeys Loose in a Banana Factory: TGIF

Summer is usually a more or less slow period over at the office. People take extended vacations, work comes and goes and some days can actually be quite slow.

Today was one of those slow days. It took a breakfast sandwich on pumpernickel and some quality Djent tunes to keep my focus in the early hours - and the afternoon was just as long. 

Nearly all management were either off for the day or on vacation, leaving some people as acting Mangers/Directors of the office for the end of the week. So leave it to Acting Mangers to provide you with the catalyst to what I call: some good old fashioned lulz.

The Acting Manager for my corner of the office came up to me this morning for some idle chatter and provided me with a prime opportunity that I couldn't possibly pass up.

Acting Manager: There's just so much to do today. I need more workers. 

Me: You'll need to construct additional pylons.

*silence*

Acting Manager: What?

Pylons - they're serious business.

TGIF!