Birthdays: Innuendo Extravaganza

So my 100% legitimate actual birthday night out - compared to my unbirthday from March - was this past Friday. All in all it was quite the interesting evening.

The Honest Lawyer is a cool place, except when a sewer main cracks open. While they call in for repairs they decide to not let anyone in, or anyone who may happen to wander out for a smoke, to come back in. Needless to say you can see where this is going. What began there, moved on to the near designated meeting spot: Patty Bolands for the remainder of the evening.

Since I decided to opt out of a specific drink - just because - I found myself with a lineup of shots that were intriguing and quite delicious. Not so surprising however that the few people choosing them happened to pick pretty much every single innuendo laden shot they could pull out of an iPhone app. Maybe someone was trying send me subtle hints - in an extremely unsubtle way.

Probably not, but you really never know.

Nonetheless, good times were had. But the bar was not raised. It seems 2010 will not be able to steal the crown of Epic hilarity from 2009. For that you would need:
- A Cougar
- A best friend, grinding and rocking Devil Horns with said Cougar
- A Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band
- All of your other friends watching and buying more drinks

Maybe next year.